~^~ Tijuana Sauna ©2002
By: Andy Foster & Terry Melten
By: Philmo & Andy Foster
Gon'na tell you a little story now, how I
met my little Jezebel.
I was roll'in down the road, on my way to
Gon'na spend a little time in the Tijuana
This ain't no Country Club, Nope!!
It's the home of the Mexican Blackbird,
So there I was. Visor on, Leather drawn, and life is good.
Until I hit that piece of wood,
and I had to lay the Fat Boy down.
Slide show with sparks!
Black top horizontal mumbo!
Crash with no burn!
ruined my good set of leathers.
Stop!! Push, Walk...
A Dooley pulled over to give me a ride.
Two Gyarines with a girl by their
She must be 6 ft. tall.
Nope, that's a 5 ft. girl in big shoes, and
she loves me.
Hey man do you want us to load up your
And that's what
and they left me
on the road to nowhere.
And there goes my
lady. O-lady them legs, O-lady, well...
That little Jezebel !!
Well I guess I'll make like a tree and get
out of here.
Hours went by. The sun left the sky.
I came across this old town Shanty.
Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!!
My old scooter,,, and those Goobers.
Well, they're pretty handy.
They fixed my bike and now it's a Trike,
room for two!
We be leave'in tonight!
Me and my lady, she'll understand.
I got a score to settle with a pipe in my
I'm gon'na send them to the promise land!
Goobers, come out to play Ha ha, ah ha ha,
ah ha ha!!!
So ther ya have it. That's how I met my
win! They loose! See ya Never!
by Andy Foster & Terry Melten 2002