Word ©2004

By: Andy Foster and Davie Warner

 

(Prelude)

If you'd seek the Northern Tier,

No flushing waters will be near.

So take it from someone who knows,

You'd better dig a private hole!

 

Cause stories from 10,000 lakes.

Say outdoor toilets look for bait.

Old Timers nod to say it true.

Please listen or d'ahey'll take you too!  So...

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Don't sit down on d'a-fiberglass toilet, says d'a-leader to d'a-crew.

Wipe d'e-butt clean with d'e-ivey.  Make it nice for all but'ch-you.

So don't sit down on d'a-fiberglass toilet, Yeah!

 

A boy of twelve holds firm to de-toilet, with d'a-grip d'at-choke d'a-loon.

Won't let go d'a-rim for fear dat, in d'e toilet, he'd go boom.

So dare if you do in the fiberglass toilet, Yeah!   **Word...

 

Don't sit down on d'a-fiberglass toilet, says d'a-leader to d'a-crew.

Wipe d'e-butt clean with d'e-ivey.  Make it nice for all but'ch-you.

So don't sit down on d'a-fiberglass toilet, Yeah!

 

D'a-boy grows up he sits on d'e-Crappa, holds d'a-bowl w'id just one hand.

Swings and swats at d'a-deadly mosquitoes, makes him feel like he's a man.

So dare if you do in d'e-fiberglass toilet, Yeah!  **Word...

 

Don't sit down on d'a-fiberglass toilet, says d'a-leader to d'a-crew.

Wipe d'e-butt clean with de-ivey.  Make it nice for all but'ch-you.

So don't sit down on da-fiberglass toilet, Yeah!

 

Treat d'e-water with d'e-chlorine, otherwise you get d'e-runs.

Loui'e dipped into d'e-Jordan, now he trots and shoots like guns.

So dare if he do in d'e-fiberglass toilet, Yeah!? Everybody Sing!!.

 

Don't sit down on d'a-fiberglass toilet, says d'a-leader to d'a-crew.

Wipe d'e-butt clean with d'e-ivey.  Make it nice for all but'ch-you.

So don't sit down on d'a-fiberglass toilet, Yeah!

 

Oh Yeah...

Oh Yeah...

                                      Oh Yeah... Whoo-hoo-hoo!!! (Clapping)

 

(** Flatulation **)

 

Oh! That'll itch when it dries...

 

 

 

Copyright by Andy Foster and Davie Warner 2004