~^~ Tijuana Sauna ©2002
~^~
By: Andy Foster & Terry Melten
Produced
By: Philmo & Andy Foster
Gon'na tell you a little story now, how I
met my little Jezebel.
I was roll'in down the road, on my way to
Tijuana.
Gon'na spend a little time in the Tijuana
Sauna.
This ain't no Country Club, Nope!!
It's the home of the Mexican Blackbird,
Tweet tweet.
So there I was. Visor on, Leather drawn, and life is good.
Until I hit that piece of wood,
and I had to lay the Fat Boy down.
Wicked !!
Slide show with sparks!
Black top horizontal mumbo!
Crash with no burn!
Damn,
ruined my good set of leathers.
Hey, Hey!
Push, Walk...
Hey,
Stop!! Push, Walk...
A Dooley pulled over to give me a ride.
Two Gyarines with a girl by their
side.
Whoow !!
She must be 6 ft. tall.
Nope, that's a 5 ft. girl in big shoes, and
she loves me.
Hey man do you want us to load up your
bike? Yah,
And that's what
they did
and they left me
on the road to nowhere.
Wicked!
And there goes my
ride.
And the
lady. O-lady them legs, O-lady, well...
She's still
inside.
That little Jezebel !!
Well I guess I'll make like a tree and get
out of here.
Walk!
Hours went by. The sun left the sky.
I came across this old town Shanty.
Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!!
My old scooter,,, and those Goobers.
Well, they're pretty handy.
They fixed my bike and now it's a Trike,
room for two!
We be leave'in tonight!
Me and my lady, she'll understand.
I got a score to settle with a pipe in my
hand.
I'm gon'na send them to the promise land!
Wicked!!!
Goobers, come out to play Ha ha, ah ha ha,
ah ha ha!!!
(Guitar Solos)
So ther ya have it. That's how I met my
little Jezebel.
I
win! They loose! See ya Never!
Copyright
by Andy Foster & Terry Melten 2002